Wednesday, August 18, 2010

And so it's begun (really gross post)

I've officially started the throwing up phase. Which wouldn't be that bad, since it's what you expect when you're pregnant, but I am a TERRIBLE "thrower upper". I'm loud, I projectile vomit - it's all types of bad.
It's only about once a day, but it's enough. The thing about me is, no matter how close or far from the toilet I am, because I throw up so hard, it ALWAYS splashes, so now I'm caught in this terrible/disgusting cycle I throw up, it splashes on my face so now I'm puking more which isn't helping the backlash ... it's terrible.
I've always been a puker, so I don't mind it, I mean I do, but I like to think I take it like a champ, I know when I'm going to so I have my routine down, I get my glass of water, tie my hair back, make sure I pee right before (gross lol I know, but hey... it happens ... trust me) do what I gotta do and I'm back to doing whatever I was before.
I'm also pretty aware of how things are gonna taste coming back up ... popcorn for example ... tastes the exact same coming up as it does going down, it'll scratch up your throat, but the taste isn't bad. Pink lemonade - terrible. Coke/Pepsi - terrible. Now today was something new. I don't normally eat chorizo, once I learned what it was I've never had an urge to eat stomach lining and pork lymph nodes ... thanks, but no thanks. Today however, being as broke as we are, I didn't really have a choice, it was chorizo or .. nothing basically. So I had some and it wasn't terrible (good job Trav) however.. coming up... it was probably one of the worst.
1. it was just as spicy the second time around, and its one of those where it comes out the nose too.
2. What i really want to know, is why was it green coming up?!?!
I've basically only had chorizo to eat today, and some doritos ... definitely nothing to turn it green.
Needless to say, I wont be eating it ever again.
Ugh...